It's Saturday morning, my schedule's clear
I'm off to the shed for some K-Rock and beer
But stood in the doorway, and clenching her fist
Is the wife and er three quarter mile honey do list
She says:
The floor squeaks, roof leaks
The lawn's a mile high
Door's broke, floor's soaked
The dryer don't dry
Clothesline's, done tryin
The yard is full of drawers...
You ain't goin nowhere
Til you're done with all these chores
Hold on now honey, don't fret and fear,
I was just on me way to Dalton's Home Hardware
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